diff --git a/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex b/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex index ef9347d..d283ab7 100644 --- a/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex +++ b/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex @@ -84,7 +84,12 @@ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %% Let's draw circles! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% \usepackage{tikz} -\usetikzlibrary{decorations,decorations.text} +\usetikzlibrary{ + decorations, + decorations.text, + decorations.pathmorphing, + arrows.meta, +} %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% @@ -132,7 +137,7 @@ All contents \copyright2025 Kenneth John Odle \begin{center} \scalebox{0.8}{ % begin scalebox \begin{tikzpicture} - \draw [postaction={decorate, decoration={text along path, raise=8pt, text color=blue, text align={align=right, right indent=23mm}, text={|\LARGE|Venn Diagram of Venn Diagrams||}, reverse path, }}] (0,2) circle (4) ; + \draw [postaction={decorate, decoration={text along path, raise=8pt, text color=blue, text align={align=right, right indent=23mm}, text={|\LARGE\sffamily|Venn Diagram of Venn Diagrams||}, reverse path, }}] (0,2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,-2) circle (4); \draw (-2,-2) circle (4); \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, -0.5) {Venn Digrams}; @@ -160,7 +165,7 @@ They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of m \draw (1.5,0) circle (4); \node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.85,0) {Cats}; \node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (4.0,0) {Inkjet Printers}; - \node[align=center, text width=3.5cm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable}; + \node[align=center, text width=3.5cm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {\itshape Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} @@ -308,7 +313,7 @@ They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of m \draw (-2.5,0) circle (4.0); \draw (2.5,0) circle (4.0); \node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Cats}; - \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (0,0) {I'm going to sit on your lap, but you can't touch me}; + \node[align=center, text width=22mm, scale=0.9] at (0,0) {I'm going to sit on your lap, but you can't touch me}; \node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (4.0,0) {Strippers}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox @@ -338,4 +343,77 @@ They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of m \rmfamily +\section{What Turns Me On} + +\ttfamily +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture}[decoration=snake] + \draw (-4,0) circle (5.5); + \draw (-0.75,-1.0)[decorate] circle (1.2); + \node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=3.0, rotate=10] at (-5.3,1) {Things That Turn Me On}; + \node[align=center, text width=22mm, scale=0.8, rotate=-10] at (-0.75,-0.99) {Things That I Will Admit Turn Me On}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} +\rmfamily + + +\section{Finding a Place to Live} + +\begin{center} +\scalebox{1.0}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (0,3.0) circle (2) ; + \draw (1.75,0) circle (2); + \draw (-1.75,0) circle (2); + \node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.0] at (0,3.0) {Places I Would Like to Live}; + \node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.0] at (-1.875,0) {Places I Can Afford to Live}; + \node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.0] at (1.875,0) {Places There Are Actually Houses Available}; + \node[align=left, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (4,3) {Nope}; + \draw [-{Stealth[inset=4pt,length=12pt,angle'=45]}] (2.95,3) -- (0,1); +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} + + +\section{Dogs, Kids, Dads} + +\sffamily +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.65}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (0,-2) circle (4) ; + \draw (2,2) circle (4); + \draw (-2,2) circle (4); + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {Hoping for hot dogs for dinner}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Dads}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Dogs}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Kids}; + \node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Falling asleep on the sofa}; + \node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, -0.8) {Laughing at fart jokes}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {Eating food off the floor}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} +\rmfamily + + +\section{Why I'm Going to Hell} + +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.8}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (-0.6,0) circle (4.0); + \draw (0.6,0) circle (4.0); + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (-5.5,2.5) {Things You Shouldn't Joke About}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=5.0] at (0,0) {\sffamily ME}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (5.5,-2.5) {Things I Find Funny}; + \draw [-{Stealth[inset=4pt,length=12pt,angle'=45]}] (-5.5,1.8) -- (-4.0,0); + \draw [-{Stealth[inset=4pt,length=12pt,angle'=45]}] (5.5,-1.8) -- (4.0,0); +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} + + \end{document}