diff --git a/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex b/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex index 17f6af2..c952e14 100644 --- a/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex +++ b/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex @@ -118,7 +118,7 @@ \title{ A collection of humorous and amusing \\ \vspace{10mm} - {\fontsize{70}{90}\selectfont Venn Diagrams} \\ + {\fontsize{58}{90}\selectfont Venn Diagrams} \\ \vspace{8mm} {\Large For Your Perusal and Edification} \\ \vspace{15mm} @@ -159,22 +159,24 @@ All contents \copyright2025 Kenneth John Odle \section{What Is a Venn Diagram?} \vspace{10mm} +\scshape \begin{center} \scalebox{0.8}{ % begin scalebox \begin{tikzpicture} \draw [postaction={decorate, decoration={text along path, raise=8pt, text color=blue, text align={align=right, right indent=19mm}, text={|\LARGE\sffamily|Venn Diagram of Venn Diagrams||}, reverse path, }}] (0,2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,-2) circle (4); \draw (-2,-2) circle (4); - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, -0.5) {Venn Digrams}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.5) { Circles}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.8, -2.5) {Infor-\\mation}; - \node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (3.8, -2.5) {Things that Overlap}; - \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Pie Charts}; - \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Ellipses}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.0) {Redundancies}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, -0.5) {Venn Digrams}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.5) { Circles}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-3.8, -2.5) {Infor-\\mation}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (3.8, -2.5) {Things that Overlap}; + \node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Pie Charts}; + \node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.2] at (2.0, 0.8) {Pancakes!}; + \node[align=center, text width=22mm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.0) {Redundancies}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} +\upshape \paragraph{Origins} Venn diagrams are named after John Venn (1835-1923), who described them in his book \textit{Symbolic Logic} (1881). @@ -184,13 +186,15 @@ They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of m \section{Cats vs Inkjet Printers} \begin{center} -\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox +\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox \begin{tikzpicture} \draw (-1.5,0) circle (4); \draw (1.5,0) circle (4); - \node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.85,0) {Cats}; - \node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (4.0,0) {Inkjet Printers}; - \node[align=center, text width=3.5cm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {\itshape Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable}; + \node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=2.0] at (-6.7,0) {Cats}; + \node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=2.0] at (7.0,0) {Inkjet Printers}; + \node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=1.2] at (-3.85,0) {Output is brown}; + \node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=1.2] at (4.0,0) {Output is multicolored}; + \node[align=center, text width=35mm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {\itshape Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} @@ -224,13 +228,13 @@ Some of the people who see this will get this. Some of them will not. Choose you \draw (0,-2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,2) circle (4); \draw (-2,2) circle (4); - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {Pancakes!}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Milk}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Flour}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Eggs}; - \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Batter}; - \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (2.0, -0.8) {Omelettes}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {Pasta}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {Pancakes!}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Milk}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Flour}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Eggs}; + \node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.4] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Batter}; + \node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.4] at (2.0, -0.8) {Omelettes}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {Pasta}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} @@ -283,13 +287,13 @@ Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if \draw (0,2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,-2) circle (4); \draw (-2,-2) circle (4); - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, -0.5) {Does Not Exist}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { What I Love To Do}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {What I'm Good At}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {What Pays Well}; - \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Happy but Broke}; - \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Just a Dream}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Not Broke, Just Bored}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.6] at (0, -0.5) {Does Not Exist}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { What I Love To Do}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {What I'm Good At}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {What Pays Well}; + \node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Happy but Broke}; + \node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Just a Dream}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Not Broke, Just Bored}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} @@ -303,19 +307,19 @@ Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if \draw (0,-2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,2) circle (4); \draw (-2,2) circle (4); - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {\textbf{``Hey Buddy!''}}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (0, -3.7) {Starting a Fight}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (-3.9, 2.5) {Petting a Dog}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (3.9, 2.5) {Consoling a Child}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.0] at (-2.4, -0.8) {``Do you want to go outside?''}; - \node[align=center, text width=2.1cm, scale=1.0] at (2.5, -0.9) {``Do you want to call your mommy?''}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{shushing sounds}}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {\textbf{``Hey Buddy!''}}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.4] at (0, -3.7) {Starting a Fight}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.4] at (-3.9, 2.5) {Petting a Dog}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.4] at (3.9, 2.5) {Consoling a Child}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (-2.4, -0.8) {``Do you want to go outside?''}; + \node[align=center, text width=21mm, scale=1.0] at (2.5, -0.9) {``Do you want to call your mommy?''}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{shushing sounds}}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} -\section{Cats:} +\section{Cats} \begin{center} \scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox @@ -359,13 +363,13 @@ Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if \draw (0,-2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,2) circle (4); \draw (-2,2) circle (4); - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {\textit{``Put your hands up!''}}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Preachers}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Bank Robbers}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {DJs}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {\textit{``Put your hands up!''}}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Preachers}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Bank Robbers}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {DJs}; \node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, -0.8) {\textit{``Give me your money!''}}; - \node[align=center, text width=17mm, scale=1.2] at (2.2, -0.8) {\textit{``Are you with me?}}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{``Everybody on the floor!''}}; + \node[align=center, text width=17mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, -0.8) {\textit{``Are you with me?''}}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{``Everybody on the floor!''}}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} @@ -415,13 +419,13 @@ Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if \draw (0,-2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,2) circle (4); \draw (-2,2) circle (4); - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {Hoping for hot dogs for dinner}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Dads}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Dogs}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Kids}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {Hoping for hot dogs for dinner}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Dads}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Dogs}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Kids}; \node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Falling asleep on the sofa}; \node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, -0.8) {Laughing at fart jokes}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {Eating food off the floor}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {Eating food off the floor}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} @@ -453,13 +457,13 @@ Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if \draw (0,2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,-2) circle (4); \draw (-2,-2) circle (4); - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -0.5) {Ramen noodles}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { Broke}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {Drunk}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {Depressed}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Cold leftover pizza}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (2.3, 0.7) {Tuna casserole}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Beans on toast}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, -0.5) {Ramen noodles}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { Broke}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {Drunk}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {Depressed}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Cold leftover pizza}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (2.3, 0.7) {Tuna casserole}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Beans on toast}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center}