diff --git a/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex b/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex index bd2c0d1..ef9347d 100644 --- a/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex +++ b/funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex @@ -3,10 +3,8 @@ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %% Packages %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% \usepackage[utf8]{inputenc} -%\usepackage[T1]{fontenc} %\usepackage{tgbonum} %\usepackage{graphicx} -%\usepackage[nott]{kpfonts} \usepackage{float} \raggedbottom %\usepackage{array} @@ -17,7 +15,6 @@ \usepackage[bottom]{footmisc} % Keep the footnotes at the bottom of the page \usepackage{microtype} % Make things neater. Thanks /u/-LeopardShark- %\usepackage{tabularray} % Easy tables -%\usepackage[defaultsans]{Cantarell} % sans-serif font; https://tug.org/FontCatalogue/firasansregular %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% @@ -31,7 +28,7 @@ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -%% Document Setup%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% +%% Document Setup %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% \usepackage{geometry} \geometry{ paperheight=8.5in, @@ -39,11 +36,22 @@ % heightrounded, margin=0.5in } - \addtolength{\topmargin}{0.4in} % Adjust and bottom margin \addtolength{\textheight}{-0.75in} % Adjust the bottom margin +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% +%% Fonts %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% +\usepackage[T1]{fontenc} +%\usepackage[nott]{kpfonts} +%\usepackage{fourier} +\usepackage{lmodern} +\usepackage[defaultsans]{Cantarell} % sans-serif font; https://tug.org/FontCatalogue/firasansregular +\DeclareRobustCommand{\augiefamily}{% https://tex.stackexchange.com/questions/248464/installing-emerald-fonts-texlive-wont-find-font-files + \fontfamily{augie}\fontseries{m}\fontshape{n}\selectfont} +\DeclareTextFontCommand{\textaugie}{\augiefamily} + + %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %% Page Headers%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% \usepackage{fancyhdr} @@ -122,18 +130,18 @@ All contents \copyright2025 Kenneth John Odle \vspace{10mm} \begin{center} -\scalebox{0.8}{ % begin scalebox +\scalebox{0.8}{ % begin scalebox \begin{tikzpicture} \draw [postaction={decorate, decoration={text along path, raise=8pt, text color=blue, text align={align=right, right indent=23mm}, text={|\LARGE|Venn Diagram of Venn Diagrams||}, reverse path, }}] (0,2) circle (4) ; \draw (2,-2) circle (4); \draw (-2,-2) circle (4); \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, -0.5) {Venn Digrams}; \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.5) { Circles}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.05) {Infor-\\mation}; - \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {Things that Overlap}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.8, -2.5) {Infor-\\mation}; + \node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (3.8, -2.5) {Things that Overlap}; \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Pie Charts}; \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Ellipses}; - \node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.0) {Redundancies}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.0) {Redundancies}; \end{tikzpicture} } % end scalebox \end{center} @@ -142,11 +150,11 @@ All contents \copyright2025 Kenneth John Odle They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of mathematics that studies \textit{sets}—i.e., collections of objects.} and to illustrate simple set relationships in probability, logic, statistics, linguistics, and computer science. Although they typically use circles or ellipses drawn on a plane to represent sets, other closed curves are possible. + \section{Cats vs Inkjet Printers} -\bigskip \begin{center} -\scalebox{0.7}{ +\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox \begin{tikzpicture} \draw (-1.5,0) circle (4); \draw (1.5,0) circle (4); @@ -159,17 +167,175 @@ They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of m \section{People Who Understand Venn Diagrams vs People Who Don't Understand Venn Diagrams} -\bigskip \begin{center} -\scalebox{0.8}{ +\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox +\setlength{\fboxsep}{5mm} +\fbox{ \begin{tikzpicture} \draw (-3,0) circle (2.8); \draw (3,0) circle (2.8); \node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.5] at (-3,0) {People who understand Venn diagrams}; \node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.5] at (3,0) {People who don't understand Venn diagrams}; \end{tikzpicture} +} } % end scalebox \end{center} + +\section{Pancakes!} + +\sffamily +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (0,-2) circle (4) ; + \draw (2,2) circle (4); + \draw (-2,2) circle (4); + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {Pancakes!}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Milk}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Flour}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Eggs}; + \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Batter}; + \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (2.0, -0.8) {Omelettes}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {Pasta}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} +\rmfamily + +\paragraph{My friend Jack's pancake recipe:} + + +\section{Somehow We Ended Up Here:} + +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox +\setlength{\fboxsep}{5mm} +\fbox{ +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (-3,0) circle (4.0); + \draw (3,0) circle (4.0); + \node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Apocalypse}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (0,0) {You Are Here}; + \node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=2.5] at (3.85,0) {Having to Go to Work}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} + + +\section{My Freshman Year of College} + +\augiefamily +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (-4,0) circle (5.0); + \draw (1.5,0) circle (1.0); + \node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=2.5] at (-4,0) {What I Brought With Me}; + \node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=0.8] at (1.73,0) {What I Actually Needed}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} +\rmfamily + + +\section{The Ideal Job} + +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (0,2) circle (4) ; + \draw (2,-2) circle (4); + \draw (-2,-2) circle (4); + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, -0.5) {Does Not Exist}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { What I Love To Do}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {What I'm Good At}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {What Pays Well}; + \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Happy but Broke}; + \node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Just a Dream}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Not Broke, Just Bored}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} + + +\section{Starting a Fight} + +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (0,-2) circle (4) ; + \draw (2,2) circle (4); + \draw (-2,2) circle (4); + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {\textbf{``Hey Buddy!''}}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (0, -3.7) {Starting a Fight}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (-3.9, 2.5) {Petting a Dog}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (3.9, 2.5) {Consoling a Child}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.0] at (-2.4, -0.8) {``Do you want to go outside?''}; + \node[align=center, text width=2.1cm, scale=1.0] at (2.5, -0.9) {``Do you want to call your mommy?''}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{shushing sounds}}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} + + +\section{Cats:} + +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox +\setlength{\fboxsep}{10mm} +\fbox{ +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (-3,0) circle (4.0); + \draw (3,0) circle (4.0); + \node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Being a soft cuddly baby}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (0,0) {Cats}; + \node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (3.85,0) {Being an asshole}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} + + +\section{I'm Going to Sit on Your Lap} + +\augiefamily +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (-2.5,0) circle (4.0); + \draw (2.5,0) circle (4.0); + \node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Cats}; + \node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (0,0) {I'm going to sit on your lap, but you can't touch me}; + \node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (4.0,0) {Strippers}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} +\rmfamily + + +\section{Bank Robbers vs DJs vs Preachers} + +\sffamily +\begin{center} +\scalebox{0.65}{ % begin scalebox +\begin{tikzpicture} + \draw (0,-2) circle (4) ; + \draw (2,2) circle (4); + \draw (-2,2) circle (4); + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {\textit{``Put your hands up!''}}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Preachers}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Bank Robbers}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {DJs}; + \node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, -0.8) {\textit{``Give me your money!''}}; + \node[align=center, text width=17mm, scale=1.2] at (2.2, -0.8) {\textit{``Are you with me?}}; + \node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{``Everybody on the floor!''}}; +\end{tikzpicture} +} % end scalebox +\end{center} +\rmfamily + + \end{document}