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 {\small by \author{Kenneth John Odle}}
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\section*{Introduction}
All contents  \copyright2025 Kenneth John Odle



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\section{What Is a Venn Diagram?}
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\paragraph{Origins} Venn diagrams are named after John Venn (1835-1923), who described them in his book \textit{Symbolic Logic} (1881).

They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of mathematics that studies \textit{sets}—i.e., collections of objects.} and to illustrate simple set relationships in probability, logic, statistics, linguistics, and computer science. Although they typically use circles or ellipses drawn on a plane to represent sets, other closed curves are possible.


\section{Cats vs Inkjet Printers}

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	\node[align=center, text width=3.5cm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {\itshape Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable};
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\section{People Who Understand Venn Diagrams vs People Who Don't Understand Venn Diagrams}

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\section{Pancakes!}

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	\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Batter};
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\paragraph{My friend Jack's pancake recipe:} 


\section{Somehow We Ended Up Here:}

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\section{My Freshman Year of College}

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\section{The Ideal Job}

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\section{Starting a Fight}

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\section{Cats:}

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\section{I'm Going to Sit on Your Lap}

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\section{Bank Robbers vs DJs vs Preachers}

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\section{What Turns Me On}

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\section{Finding a Place to Live}

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\section{Dogs, Kids, Dads}

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\section{Why I'm Going to Hell}

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\section{Dinner Choices}

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