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1 "Once you have their money, you never give it back." "The Nagus" (DS9 episode)
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2 "The best deal is the one that makes the most profit." The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
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3 "Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to." "The Maquis, Part II" (DS9 episode)
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4 "A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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5 "Always exaggerate your estimates." Cold Fusion (SCE novel)
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6 "Never let family stand in the way of opportunity." "The Nagus" (DS9 episode)
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7 "Always keep your ears open." "In the Hands of the Prophets" (DS9 episode)
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8 "Small print leads to large risk." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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9 "Instinct, plus opportunity, equals profit." "The Storyteller" (DS9 episode)
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10 "Greed is eternal." "Prophet Motive" (VOY episode)
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11 "Even if its free, you can always buy it cheaper." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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12 "Anything worth selling is worth selling twice." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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13 "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money." Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
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14 "Anything stolen is pure profit."
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15 "Dead men close no deals." Demons of Air and Darkness (DS9 novel)
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16 "A deal is a deal (is a deal)...until a better one comes along." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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17 "A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi." "Body Parts" (DS9 episode)
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18 "A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all." "Heart of Stone" (DS9 episode)
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19 "Satisfaction is not guaranteed." Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
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20 "He who dives under the table today lives to profit tomorrow." Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
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21 "Never place friendship before profit." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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22 "Wise men can hear profit in the wind." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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23 "Nothing is more important than your health...except for your money." "Acquisition" (ENT episode)
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24 "Never ask when you can take."
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25 "You can't make a deal if you're dead." "The Siege of Ar-558" (DS9 episode)
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26 "The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their wealth; they stole it."
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27 "There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman." Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
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28 "Morality is always defined by those in power."
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29 "What's in it for me?" Highest Score (DS9 novel)
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30 "A wise man knows that confidentiality equals profit." The Badlands, Part IV (DS9 novel)
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31 "Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." "The Siege" (DS9 episode)
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32 "Insult something he cares about." "Elite Force II"
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33 "It never hurts to suck up to the boss." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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34 "War is good for business." "Destiny" (DS9 episode); The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
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35 "Peace is good for business." "Destiny" (DS9 episode); The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
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37 "The early investor reaps the most interest." ST novella: Reservoir Ferengi
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40 "She can touch your lobes but never your latinum." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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41 "Profit is its own reward." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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42 "Only negotiate when you are certain to profit."
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43 "Feed your greed, but not enough to choke it." The Buried Age (TNG novel)
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44 "Never confuse wisdom with luck." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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45 "Expand or die.*" "Acquisition" (ENT episode)
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47 "Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own." "Rivals" (DS9 episode)
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48 "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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52 "Never ask when you can take." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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53 "Never trust anybody taller than you." Mission Gamma: Twilight (DS9 novel)
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54 "Rate divided by time equals profit." (Also known as "The Velocity of Wealth.") Raise the Dawn (Typhon Pact novel)
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55 "Take joy from profit, and profit from joy." Worlds of Deep Space Nine: Bajor: Fragments and Omens (DS9 novel)
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57 "Good customers are almost as rare as latinum...treasure them." "Armageddon Game" (DS9 episode)
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58 "There is no substitute for success." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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59 "Free advice is seldom cheap." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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60 "Keep your lies consistent." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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62 "The riskier the road, the greater the profit." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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63 "Work is the best therapy-at least for your employees." "Over a Torrent Sea" (TTN novel)
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65 "Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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69 "Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races." Balance of Power (TNG novel)
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74 "Knowledge equals profit." "Inside Man" (VOY episode)
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75 "Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum." "Civil Defense" (DS9 episode)
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76 "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the Hell out of your enemies." "The Homecoming" (DS9 episode)
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77 "If you break it, you bought it." Star Trek Online
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79 "Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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82 "The flimsier the product, the higher the price." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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85 "Never let the competition know what you're thinking." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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87 "Learn the customer's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him." Highest Score (DS9 novel)
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88 "It ain't over 'til its over." Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
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89 "Ask not what you can do for your profits, but what your profits can do for you." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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92 "There are many paths to profit." Highest Score (DS9 novel)
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94 "Females and finances don't mix." "Ferengi Love Songs" (DS9 episode)
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95 "Expand or die.*" "False Profits" (VOY episode)
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97 "Enough...is never enough." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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98 "Every man has his price." "In the Pale Moonlight" (DS9 episode)
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99 "Trust is the biggest liability of all." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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102 "Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever." "The Jem'Hadar" (DS9 episode)
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103 "Sleep can interfere with..." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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104 "Faith moves mountains...of inventory." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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106 "There is no honor in poverty." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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109 "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." "Rivals" (DS9 episode)
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110 "Exploitation begins at home." Star Trek Online
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111 "Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them." "Past Tense, Part I" (DS9 episode)
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112 "Never have sex with the boss' sister." "Playing God" (DS9 episode)
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113 "Always have sex with the boss." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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121 "Everything is for sale - even friendship." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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123 "Even a blind man can recognize the glow of Latinum." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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125 "You can't make a deal if you're dead." "The Siege of AR-558" (DS9 episode)
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139 "Wives serve; brother inherit." "Necessary Evil" (DS9 episode)
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141 "Only fools pay retail." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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144 "There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket." Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
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147 "People love the bartender." Fearful Symmetry (DS9 novel)
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153 "Sell the sizzle, not the steak." "Deep Space Mine" (DS9 comic)
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162 "Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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168 "Whisper your way to success." "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River" (DS9 episode)
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177 "Know your enemies... but do business with them always." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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181 "Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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183 "When life hands you ungaberries, make detergent." Hollow Men (DS9 novel)
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184 "A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves." Balance of Power (TNG novel)
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188 "Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit." Star Trek Online
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189 "Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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190 "Hear all, trust nothing." DS9 episode: "Call to Arms"
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192 "Never cheat a Klingon... unless you're sure you can get away with it." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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193 "Trouble comes in threes." Star Trek Online
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194 "It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door." "Whispers" (DS9 episode)
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199 "Location, location, location." The Soul Key (DS9 novel)
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200 "A Ferengi chooses no side but his own" (DS9 novel: Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed)
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202 "The justification for profit is profit." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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203 "New customers are like razor-toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back." DS9 episode: "Little Green Men"
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208 "Sometimes, the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer." DS9 episode: "Ferengi Love Songs"
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211 "Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success, don't hesitate to step on them." DS9 episode: "Bar Association"0
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212 "A good lie is easier to believe than the truth." Star Trek Online
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214 "Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach." DS9 episode: "The Maquis, Part I"
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216 "Never gamble with a telepath." DS9 novel: The Laertian Gamble
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217 "You can't free a fish from water." DS9 episode: "Past Tense, Part I"
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218 "Always know what you're buying." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)218 "Sometimes what you get free cost entirely too much." Baby on Board (DS9 Malibu Comics)
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219 "Possession is eleven-tenths of the law!" TNG novel: Balance of Power
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223 "Beware the man who doesn't take time for Oo-mox." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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227 "If that's what's written, then that's what's written." Star Trek Online
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229 "Latinum lasts longer than lust." DS9 episode: "Ferengi Love Songs"
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235 "Duck; death is tall." Mission Gamma: Twilight (DS9 novel)
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236 "You can't buy fate." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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239 "Never be afraid to mislabel a product." DS9 episode: "Body Parts"
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240 "Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity." Star Trek Online
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242 "More is good...all is better." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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255 "A wife is [a] luxury... a smart accountant a neccessity." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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257 "When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits, kill the messenger." False Profits (Voyager)
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261 "A wealthy man can afford everything except a conscience." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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263 "Never let doubt interfere with your lust for Latinum." DS9 episode: "Bar Association"
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266 "When in doubt, lie." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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272 "Always inspect the merchandise before making a deal." Star Trek Online
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280 "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." DS9 novel: Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed)
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284 "Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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285 "No good deed ever goes unpunished." "The Collaborator" (DS9 episode)
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286 "When Morn leaves, it's all over." "The House of Quark" (DS9 episode/unofficial)
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299 After you've exploited someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it's easier to exploit them next time." "False Profits" (Voyager episode/unofficial)
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