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Kenneth John Odle 2025-04-06 09:23:31 -04:00
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cover.tex
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\thispagestyle{empty}
\AddToShipoutPictureBG{
\put(1cm,1cm){
\begin{tikzpicture}[x=1in, y=1in, remember picture, overlay]
\draw[color=white] (0,0) circle (0);
\draw[line width=2mm, color=brown8] (5.5,-0.5) -- (5.5,8.1);
\draw[line width=0.5mm, color=red9] (9,7) circle (0.5);
\draw[line width=0.5mm, color=azure7] (7,7.2) circle (0.3);
\draw[line width=0.4mm, color=cyan9] (2,2) circle (1.0);
\draw[line width=0.3mm, color=red8] (3.0,2.5) circle (0.25);
\draw[line width=0.3mm, color=magenta8] (1.4,1.5) circle (0.6);
\draw[line width=0.35mm, color=brown9] (8.5,2.0) circle (1);
\draw[line width=0.25mm, color=green8] (7.75,1.5) circle (0.5);
\draw[line width=0.6mm, color=teal9] (2,6) circle (0.6);
\NineColors{saturation=low} % back cover
\draw[line width=0.4mm, color=cyan9] (2,1.95) circle (0.95);
\draw[line width=0.3mm, color=red9] (3.0,2.5) circle (0.25);
\draw[line width=0.3mm, color=magenta9] (1.4,1.5) circle (0.6);
\draw[line width=0.4mm, color=teal9] (2,6) circle (0.6);
\draw[line width=0.4mm, color=violet9] (2.85,5.15) circle (0.8);
\draw[line width=0.3mm, color=violet9] (8.5,6.75) ellipse (60mm and 15mm);
\NineColors{saturation=high} % front cover
\draw[line width=0.5mm, color=red7] (9,7) circle (0.5);
\draw[line width=0.5mm, color=azure7] (7,7.2) circle (0.3);
\draw[line width=0.35mm, color=purple7] (8.5,1.8) circle (1);
\draw[line width=0.25mm, color=green7] (7.5,1.3) circle (0.5);
\draw[line width=0.3mm, color=violet7] (8.5,6.75) ellipse (60mm and 15mm);
\end{tikzpicture}
} % End put
}

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funny-venn-diagrams-zine.tex
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@ -261,12 +261,12 @@ Some of the people who see this will get this. Some of them will not. Choose you
\paragraph{Boss:} Why were you late?
\paragraph{Me:} A lake of fire swallowed the freeway.
\paragraph{Boss:} Why didn't you consider how your lateness would affect the rest of the team?
\paragraph{Boss:} Why didn't you consider how your lateness would affect the rest of the team? You should have left an hour earlier just in case a lake of fire swallowed the freeway.
\bigskip
\noindent{}I am honestly waiting to hear this advertisement while listening to a podcast:
\paragraph{Podcaster:} I can't believe our country is slipping into fascism. We're about to enter into civil war. Nothing makes people hungrier than fascism and civil war. I know when I'm in a civil war, I get hungry. That's why Blue Apron…''
\paragraph{Podcaster:} I can't believe our country is slipping into fascism. We're about to enter into civil war. Nothing makes people hungrier than civil war. I know when I'm in a civil war, I get hungry. That's why Blue Apron…''
\bigskip
\noindent{}We live in a capitalist society. It's only a matter of time.
@ -376,7 +376,7 @@ The book called \textit{What Color is Your Parachute?} purports to help you find
\end{center}
\rmfamily
\paragraph{My friend Jack's pancake recipe:} Measure 1\nicefrac{1}{4} cups of flour into a bowl and add 1 tablespoon of sugar, 1 teaspoon of baking powder, and, if you want, 1 teaspoon (or thereabouts) of cinnamon, and mix well. In another bowl, combine 1 egg, 1\nicefrac{1}{2} tablespoons of oil, and 1 cup of milk and mix well.
\paragraph{My friend Jack's pancake recipe:} Measure 1\nicefrac{1}{4} cups of flour (150 grams) into a bowl and add 1 tablespoon of sugar, 1 teaspoon of baking powder, and, if you want, 1 teaspoon (or thereabouts) of cinnamon, and mix well. In another bowl, combine 1 egg, 1\nicefrac{1}{2} tablespoons of oil, and 1 cup of milk and mix well.
Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if necessary, in order to form a thin batter. Heat a griddle and grease it well. Pour small amounts of batter onto the griddle and cook until bubbles appear and then burst and the surface appears dry. Flip and cook until done.
@ -410,7 +410,7 @@ Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if
\draw (-2.5,0) circle (4.0);
\draw (2.5,0) circle (4.0);
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=22mm, scale=0.9] at (0,0) {I'm going to sit on your lap, but you can't touch me};
\node[align=center, text width=22mm, scale=1.1] at (0,0) {I'm going to sit on your lap, but you can't touch me};
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (4.0,0) {Strippers};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
@ -481,7 +481,7 @@ Oh, poop. Out of ink. Anyway, here's a more properly scaled version of this Venn
\bigskip
\ttfamily
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.1}{ % begin scalebox
\scalebox{0.15}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}[decoration={snake, amplitude=1.0mm, segment length=2mm}]
\draw (-4,0)[] circle (5.5);
\draw (-0.75,-1.0)[decorate] circle (1.2);