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@ -166,8 +166,8 @@ I also wanted this to be more than just a collection of Venn diagrams, so I did
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\tableofcontents
\newpage
\tableofcontents
\section{What Is a Venn Diagram?}
@ -272,6 +272,24 @@ Some of the people who see this will get this. Some of them will not. Choose you
\noindent{}We live in a capitalist society. It's only a matter of time.
\section{Cats}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
\setlength{\fboxsep}{10mm}
\fbox{
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-3,0) circle (4.0);
\draw (3,0) circle (4.0);
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Being a soft cuddly baby};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (0,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (3.85,0) {Being an asshole};
\end{tikzpicture}
}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{Cats vs Inkjet Printers}
\begin{center}
@ -310,7 +328,7 @@ Some of the people who see this will get this. Some of them will not. Choose you
Much of what you need for college is intangible: things like organizational skills, money-management skills,\footnote{Which should be easy since you have so little of it, but as it turns out money management becomes more difficult the less money you have.} and the ability to adapt to rapidly changing situations. Just about anybody will lend you a pencil or pen or a jacket.
And remember, a really good roommate will share their care package with you. A really \textit{great} roommate has a mom who sends your roommate a care package, but also sends you a care package. (Thank you, Mrs. Washington, wherever you are.)
And remember, a really good roommate will share their care package with you. A really \textit{great} roommate has a mom who sends your roommate a care package, but also sends you a care package. (Thank you, Mrs. Washington, wherever you are. Your cookies were amazing!)
\section{The Ideal Job}
@ -383,24 +401,6 @@ Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if
\end{center}
\section{Cats}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
\setlength{\fboxsep}{10mm}
\fbox{
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-3,0) circle (4.0);
\draw (3,0) circle (4.0);
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Being a soft cuddly baby};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (0,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (3.85,0) {Being an asshole};
\end{tikzpicture}
}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{I'm Going to Sit on Your Lap}
\augiefamily
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\end{center}
\rmfamily
\noindent{}At this point, I just want a nap.
\section{Finding a Place to Live}
@ -581,10 +582,10 @@ If you are drunk and depressed, you still need comfort food, and what is more co
\draw (-2,0) circle (4);
\draw (2,0) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {Put your hands in the air};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (4.8,0) {Mom \\taking off your sweater};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (-4.8,0) {DJs};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0,4.8) {Bank Robbers};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0,-4.8) {Preachers};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (4.8,0) {\textbf{Mom \\taking off your sweater}};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (-4.8,0) {\textbf{DJs}};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0,4.8) {\textbf{Bank Robbers}};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0,-4.8) {\textbf{Preachers}};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=0.6] at (0,2.5) {You know what to do};
\node[align=center, text width=23mm, scale=0.6] at (0,-2.5) {I know you're better than this};
\node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=0.6] at (2.7,0) {Listen to me, buster};
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\medskip
\noindent{}I used to be Team Music Festival. Then I was Team Let's Have a Baby. Now I'm just Team Let's Stay at Home, Close the Curtains, Pretend We're Not Home, and Read.
Silently, without speaking.
\section{Emotions}
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\item Have wrapped all the lower bits of my furniture with bubble wrap.
\end{itemize}
I am still trying to learn how to eat the appropriate amount of Mexican good. At some point, my taste buds and my stomach will need to sit down at the table and hammer out their version of an armistice.\footnote{I was going to say ``their version of the Treaty of Versailles, but we all know how that one turned out, don't we?}
I am still trying to learn how to eat the appropriate amount of Mexican good. At some point, my taste buds and my stomach will need to sit down at the table and hammer out their version of an armistice.\footnote{I was going to say ``their version of the Treaty of Versailles,'' but we all know how that one turned out, don't we?}
\end{document}