funny-venn-diagrams-zine/funny-venn-diagrams-zine #2.tex
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\fancyhead[CE]{A Collection of Humorous and Amusing Venn Diagrams}
\fancyhead[CO]{For Your Perusal and Edification (and to color and enjoy!)}
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A collection of humorous and amusing \\
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{\fontsize{58}{90}\selectfont Venn Diagrams} \\
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{\Large For Your Perusal and Edification} \\
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\begin{normalsize} And also to \end{normalsize} \\
{\Large Color and Enjoy} \\
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{\footnotesize{Typeset in \LaTeX{}}} \\
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{\small Collected, Collated, and Redrawn by Kenneth John Odle} \\
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{{\footnotesize Edition the First}} \\
{{\normalsize 2025}}
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\section*{Introduction}
All contents \copyright2025 Kenneth John Odle
I've always loved Venn diagrams, ever since learning about them in school. Their major purpose (once you leave school, that is) seems to be the delivery of entertainment, hence the very large folder on my laptop labeled ``Funny Venn diagrams''.
My main purpose in creating this zine was just to bring you, the people, a little bit of humor and insight into modern life. A secondary purpose was to learn more about using \texttt{tikz} in \LaTeX{} and this seemed like a perfect opportunity. If you use \LaTeX{} or would like to learn more about the code behind this zine, I have been tracking this project using Git and pushing changes to my online git repositories here:
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\item \kref{https://git.kjodle.net/kjodle/funny-venn-diagrams-zine}{https://git.kjodle.net/kjodle/funny-venn-diagrams-zine}
\item \kref{https://codeberg.org/kjodle/funny-venn-diagrams-zine}{https://codeberg.org/kjodle/funny-venn-diagrams-zine}
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I would liked to have done these in color, but the cost of color printing is extremely prohibitive. Hence, this is not just a collection of more-or-less funny Venn diagrams, it is also a coloring book. Feel free to whip out those coloring pencils and fill in the spaces! If you'd like to share your creations, I'm on Mastodon at \texttt{@kjodle} and on Bluesky at \texttt{@iswpw.bsky.social}.
I also wanted this to be more than just a collection of Venn diagrams, so I did include some other things, like Jack's pancake recipe (there is a very sad story behind Jack that I just can't tell right now) and my thoughts on jobs, the current landscape, etc. Enjoy!
I love feedback. You can send it to me via social media at the two accounts listed above.
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\section{Intelligent Design}
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\draw (-3,0) circle (4.0);
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\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.5] at (-3,0) {Stupidity};
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.5] at (3,0) {Politics};
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.5] at (0,2) {Religion};
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Some of the people who see this will get this. Some of them will not. Choose your friends wisely.
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