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\fancyhead[LE,RO]{Funny Venn Diagrams}
\fancyhead[RE,LO]{To Color and Enjoy}
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\title{
A collection of humorous and amusing \\
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{\fontsize{70}{90}\selectfont Venn Diagrams} \\
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{\Large For Your Perusal and Edification} \\
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\begin{normalsize} And also to \end{normalsize} \\
{\Large Color and Enjoy} \\
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{\footnotesize{Typeset in \LaTeX{}}} \\
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{\small Collected, Collated, and Redrawn by Kenneth John Odle} \\
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{{\footnotesize Edition the First}} \\
{{\normalsize 2025}}
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\date{}
\author{}
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\begin{document}
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\section*{Introduction}
All contents \copyright2025 Kenneth John Odle
\tableofcontents
\newpage
\section{What Is a Venn Diagram?}
\vspace{10mm}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.8}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw [postaction={decorate, decoration={text along path, raise=8pt, text color=blue, text align={align=right, right indent=23mm}, text={|\LARGE\sffamily|Venn Diagram of Venn Diagrams||}, reverse path, }}] (0,2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,-2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,-2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, -0.5) {Venn Digrams};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.5) { Circles};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.8, -2.5) {Infor-\\mation};
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (3.8, -2.5) {Things that Overlap};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Pie Charts};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Ellipses};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.0) {Redundancies};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\paragraph{Origins} Venn diagrams are named after John Venn (1835-1923), who described them in his book \textit{Symbolic Logic} (1881).
They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of mathematics that studies \textit{sets}—i.e., collections of objects.} and to illustrate simple set relationships in probability, logic, statistics, linguistics, and computer science. Although they typically use circles or ellipses drawn on a plane to represent sets, other closed curves are possible.
\section{Cats vs Inkjet Printers}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-1.5,0) circle (4);
\draw (1.5,0) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.85,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (4.0,0) {Inkjet Printers};
\node[align=center, text width=3.5cm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {\itshape Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{People Who Understand Venn Diagrams vs People Who Don't Understand Venn Diagrams}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
\setlength{\fboxsep}{5mm}
\fbox{
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-3,0) circle (2.8);
\draw (3,0) circle (2.8);
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.5] at (-3,0) {People who understand Venn diagrams};
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.5] at (3,0) {People who don't understand Venn diagrams};
\end{tikzpicture}
}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{Pancakes!}
\sffamily
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (0,-2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {Pancakes!};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Milk};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Flour};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Eggs};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Batter};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (2.0, -0.8) {Omelettes};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {Pasta};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\rmfamily
\paragraph{My friend Jack's pancake recipe:}
\section{Somehow We Ended Up Here:}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
\setlength{\fboxsep}{5mm}
\fbox{
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-3,0) circle (4.0);
\draw (3,0) circle (4.0);
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Apocalypse};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (0,0) {You Are Here};
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=2.5] at (3.85,0) {Having to Go to Work};
\end{tikzpicture}
}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{My Freshman Year of College}
\augiefamily
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-4,0) circle (5.0);
\draw (1.5,0) circle (1.0);
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=2.5] at (-4,0) {What I Brought With Me};
\node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=0.8] at (1.73,0) {What I Actually Needed};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\rmfamily
\section{The Ideal Job}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (0,2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,-2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,-2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, -0.5) {Does Not Exist};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { What I Love To Do};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {What I'm Good At};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {What Pays Well};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Happy but Broke};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Just a Dream};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Not Broke, Just Bored};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{Starting a Fight}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (0,-2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {\textbf{``Hey Buddy!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (0, -3.7) {Starting a Fight};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (-3.9, 2.5) {Petting a Dog};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (3.9, 2.5) {Consoling a Child};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.0] at (-2.4, -0.8) {``Do you want to go outside?''};
\node[align=center, text width=2.1cm, scale=1.0] at (2.5, -0.9) {``Do you want to call your mommy?''};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{shushing sounds}};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{Cats:}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
\setlength{\fboxsep}{10mm}
\fbox{
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-3,0) circle (4.0);
\draw (3,0) circle (4.0);
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Being a soft cuddly baby};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (0,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (3.85,0) {Being an asshole};
\end{tikzpicture}
}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{I'm Going to Sit on Your Lap}
\augiefamily
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-2.5,0) circle (4.0);
\draw (2.5,0) circle (4.0);
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=22mm, scale=0.9] at (0,0) {I'm going to sit on your lap, but you can't touch me};
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (4.0,0) {Strippers};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\rmfamily
\section{Bank Robbers vs DJs vs Preachers}
\sffamily
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.65}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (0,-2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {\textit{``Put your hands up!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Preachers};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Bank Robbers};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {DJs};
\node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, -0.8) {\textit{``Give me your money!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=17mm, scale=1.2] at (2.2, -0.8) {\textit{``Are you with me?}};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{``Everybody on the floor!''}};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\rmfamily
\section{What Turns Me On}
\ttfamily
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}[decoration=snake]
\draw (-4,0) circle (5.5);
\draw (-0.75,-1.0)[decorate] circle (1.2);
\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=3.0, rotate=10] at (-5.3,1) {Things That Turn Me On};
\node[align=center, text width=22mm, scale=0.8, rotate=-10] at (-0.75,-0.99) {Things That I Will Admit Turn Me On};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\rmfamily
\section{Finding a Place to Live}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{1.0}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (0,3.0) circle (2) ;
\draw (1.75,0) circle (2);
\draw (-1.75,0) circle (2);
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.0] at (0,3.0) {Places I Would Like to Live};
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.0] at (-1.875,0) {Places I Can Afford to Live};
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.0] at (1.875,0) {Places There Are Actually Houses Available};
\node[align=left, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (4,3) {Nope};
\draw [-{Stealth[inset=4pt,length=12pt,angle'=45]}] (2.95,3) -- (0,1);
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{Dogs, Kids, Dads}
\sffamily
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.65}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (0,-2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {Hoping for hot dogs for dinner};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Dads};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Dogs};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Kids};
\node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Falling asleep on the sofa};
\node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, -0.8) {Laughing at fart jokes};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {Eating food off the floor};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\rmfamily
\section{Why I'm Going to Hell}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.8}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-0.6,0) circle (4.0);
\draw (0.6,0) circle (4.0);
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (-5.5,2.5) {Things You Shouldn't Joke About};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=5.0] at (0,0) {\sffamily ME};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (5.5,-2.5) {Things I Find Funny};
\draw [-{Stealth[inset=4pt,length=12pt,angle'=45]}] (-5.5,1.8) -- (-4.0,0);
\draw [-{Stealth[inset=4pt,length=12pt,angle'=45]}] (5.5,-1.8) -- (4.0,0);
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{Dinner Choices}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (0,2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,-2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,-2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -0.5) {Ramen noodles};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { Broke};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {Drunk};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {Depressed};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Cold leftover pizza};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.3, 0.7) {Comfort food};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Beans on toast};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\end{document}
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