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A collection of humorous and amusing \\
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{\fontsize{70}{90}\selectfont Venn Diagrams} \\
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{\Large For Your Perusal and Edification} \\
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\begin{normalsize} And also to \end{normalsize} \\
{\Large Color and Enjoy} \\
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{\footnotesize{Typeset in \LaTeX{}}} \\
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{\small Collected, Collated, and Redrawn by Kenneth John Odle} \\
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{{\footnotesize Edition the First}} \\
{{\normalsize 2025}}
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\section*{Introduction}
All contents \copyright2025 Kenneth John Odle
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\newpage
\section{What Is a Venn Diagram?}
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\begin{center}
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\draw [postaction={decorate, decoration={text along path, raise=8pt, text color=blue, text align={align=right, right indent=19mm}, text={|\LARGE\sffamily|Venn Diagram of Venn Diagrams||}, reverse path, }}] (0,2) circle (4) ;
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\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, -0.5) {Venn Digrams};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.5) { Circles};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.8, -2.5) {Infor-\\mation};
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (3.8, -2.5) {Things that Overlap};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Pie Charts};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Ellipses};
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\paragraph{Origins} Venn diagrams are named after John Venn (1835-1923), who described them in his book \textit{Symbolic Logic} (1881).
They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of mathematics that studies \textit{sets}—i.e., collections of objects.} and to illustrate simple set relationships in probability, logic, statistics, linguistics, and computer science. Although they typically use circles or ellipses drawn on a plane to represent sets, other closed curves are possible.
\section{Cats vs Inkjet Printers}
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\draw (-1.5,0) circle (4);
\draw (1.5,0) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.85,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (4.0,0) {Inkjet Printers};
\node[align=center, text width=3.5cm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {\itshape Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable};
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\section{People Who Understand Venn Diagrams vs People Who Don't Understand Venn Diagrams}
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\draw (-3,0) circle (2.8);
\draw (3,0) circle (2.8);
\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.5] at (-3,0) {People who understand Venn diagrams};
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Some of the people who see this will get this. Some of them will not. Choose your friends wisely.
\section{Pancakes!}
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\paragraph{My friend Jack's pancake recipe:} Measure 1 \nicefrac{1}{4} cups of flour into a bowl and add 1 tablespoon of sugar, 1 teaspoon of baking powder, and, if you want, 1 teaspoon (or thereabouts) of cinnamon, and mix well. In another bowl, combine 1 egg, 1 \nicefrac{1}{2} tablespoons of oil, and 1 cup of milk and mix well.
Add the liquid mixture to the dry mixture and stir to combine. Add more milk if necessary, in order to form a thin batter. Heat a griddle and grease it well. Pour small amounts of batter onto the griddle and cook until bubbles appear and then burst and the surface appears dry. Flip and cook until done.
\section{Somehow We Ended Up Here:}
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\section{My Freshman Year of College}
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\section{The Ideal Job}
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\section{Starting a Fight}
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\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (-3.9, 2.5) {Petting a Dog};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (3.9, 2.5) {Consoling a Child};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.0] at (-2.4, -0.8) {``Do you want to go outside?''};
\node[align=center, text width=2.1cm, scale=1.0] at (2.5, -0.9) {``Do you want to call your mommy?''};
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\section{Cats:}
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\node[align=center, text width=25mm, scale=2.5] at (-3.85,0) {Being a soft cuddly baby};
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\section{I'm Going to Sit on Your Lap}
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\section{Bank Robbers vs DJs vs Preachers}
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\section{What Turns Me On}
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\section{Finding a Place to Live}
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\node[align=center, text width=30mm, scale=1.0] at (1.875,0) {Places There Are Actually Houses Available};
\node[align=left, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (4,3) {Nope};
\draw [-{Stealth[inset=4pt,length=12pt,angle'=45]}] (2.95,3) -- (0.1,1.05);
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\section{Dogs, Kids, Dads}
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\begin{center}
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\node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, -0.8) {Laughing at fart jokes};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {Eating food off the floor};
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\section{Why I'm Going to Hell}
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\draw (-0.6,0) circle (4.0);
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\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (-5.5,2.5) {Things You Shouldn't Joke About};
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\section{Dinner Choices}
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\draw (0,2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,-2) circle (4);
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\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { Broke};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {Drunk};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {Depressed};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Cold leftover pizza};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (2.3, 0.7) {Tuna casserole};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Beans on toast};
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\section{Bank Robbers vs DJs vs Preachers vs Your Mom Taking Off Your Sweater}
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\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=0.6] at (0,2.5) {You know what to do};
\node[align=center, text width=23mm, scale=0.6] at (0,-2.5) {I know you're better than this};
\node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=0.6] at (2.7,0) {Listen to me, buster};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=0.6] at (-2.7,0) {Give everything you got};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=0.9] at (-2.7,2.5) {Everyone on the floor!};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=0.9] at (2.7,2.5) {I'm not asking twice!};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=0.9] at (-2.7,-2.5) {Are you with me?};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=0.9] at (2.7,-2.5) {With God as my witness!};
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\end{document}
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