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\title{
A collection of humorous and amusing \\
\vspace{10mm}
{\fontsize{70}{90}\selectfont Venn Diagrams} \\
{\fontsize{58}{90}\selectfont Venn Diagrams} \\
\vspace{8mm}
{\Large For Your Perusal and Edification} \\
\vspace{15mm}
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\section{What Is a Venn Diagram?}
\vspace{10mm}
\scshape
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.8}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw [postaction={decorate, decoration={text along path, raise=8pt, text color=blue, text align={align=right, right indent=19mm}, text={|\LARGE\sffamily|Venn Diagram of Venn Diagrams||}, reverse path, }}] (0,2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,-2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,-2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, -0.5) {Venn Digrams};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.5) { Circles};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.8, -2.5) {Infor-\\mation};
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (3.8, -2.5) {Things that Overlap};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Pie Charts};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Ellipses};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.0) {Redundancies};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, -0.5) {Venn Digrams};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.5) { Circles};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-3.8, -2.5) {Infor-\\mation};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (3.8, -2.5) {Things that Overlap};
\node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Pie Charts};
\node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.2] at (2.0, 0.8) {Pancakes!};
\node[align=center, text width=22mm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.0) {Redundancies};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\upshape
\paragraph{Origins} Venn diagrams are named after John Venn (1835-1923), who described them in his book \textit{Symbolic Logic} (1881).
@ -184,13 +186,15 @@ They are commonly used to teach elementary set theory,\footnote{That branch of m
\section{Cats vs Inkjet Printers}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.7}{ % begin scalebox
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
\begin{tikzpicture}
\draw (-1.5,0) circle (4);
\draw (1.5,0) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (-3.85,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=1.5cm, scale=2.0] at (4.0,0) {Inkjet Printers};
\node[align=center, text width=3.5cm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {\itshape Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable};
\node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=2.0] at (-6.7,0) {Cats};
\node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=2.0] at (7.0,0) {Inkjet Printers};
\node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=1.2] at (-3.85,0) {Output is brown};
\node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=1.2] at (4.0,0) {Output is multicolored};
\node[align=center, text width=35mm, scale=1.2] at (0,0) {\itshape Moody\\\medskip Spend a lot of time self-cleaning\\\medskip Demand feeding when container is full\\\medskip Ignore requests\\\medskip Unreliable};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
@ -224,13 +228,13 @@ Some of the people who see this will get this. Some of them will not. Choose you
\draw (0,-2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {Pancakes!};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Milk};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Flour};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Eggs};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Batter};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.4] at (2.0, -0.8) {Omelettes};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {Pasta};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {Pancakes!};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Milk};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Flour};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Eggs};
\node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.4] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Batter};
\node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.4] at (2.0, -0.8) {Omelettes};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {Pasta};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
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\draw (0,2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,-2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,-2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, -0.5) {Does Not Exist};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { What I Love To Do};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {What I'm Good At};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {What Pays Well};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Happy but Broke};
\node[align=center, text width=1cm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Just a Dream};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Not Broke, Just Bored};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.6] at (0, -0.5) {Does Not Exist};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { What I Love To Do};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {What I'm Good At};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {What Pays Well};
\node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Happy but Broke};
\node[align=center, text width=10mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, 0.8) {Just a Dream};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Not Broke, Just Bored};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
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\draw (0,-2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {\textbf{``Hey Buddy!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (0, -3.7) {Starting a Fight};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (-3.9, 2.5) {Petting a Dog};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.4] at (3.9, 2.5) {Consoling a Child};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.0] at (-2.4, -0.8) {``Do you want to go outside?''};
\node[align=center, text width=2.1cm, scale=1.0] at (2.5, -0.9) {``Do you want to call your mommy?''};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{shushing sounds}};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.6] at (0, 0.5) {\textbf{``Hey Buddy!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.4] at (0, -3.7) {Starting a Fight};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.4] at (-3.9, 2.5) {Petting a Dog};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.4] at (3.9, 2.5) {Consoling a Child};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.0] at (-2.4, -0.8) {``Do you want to go outside?''};
\node[align=center, text width=21mm, scale=1.0] at (2.5, -0.9) {``Do you want to call your mommy?''};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{shushing sounds}};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
\section{Cats:}
\section{Cats}
\begin{center}
\scalebox{0.6}{ % begin scalebox
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\draw (0,-2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {\textit{``Put your hands up!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Preachers};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Bank Robbers};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {DJs};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {\textit{``Put your hands up!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Preachers};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Bank Robbers};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {DJs};
\node[align=center, text width=15mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, -0.8) {\textit{``Give me your money!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=17mm, scale=1.2] at (2.2, -0.8) {\textit{``Are you with me?}};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{``Everybody on the floor!''}};
\node[align=center, text width=17mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, -0.8) {\textit{``Are you with me?''}};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {\textit{``Everybody on the floor!''}};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
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\draw (0,-2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {Hoping for hot dogs for dinner};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Dads};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Dogs};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Kids};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.4] at (0, 0.5) {Hoping for hot dogs for dinner};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, -3.5) {Dads};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, 2.5) {Dogs};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, 2.5) {Kids};
\node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, -0.8) {Falling asleep on the sofa};
\node[align=center, text width=18mm, scale=1.2] at (2.4, -0.8) {Laughing at fart jokes};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {Eating food off the floor};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, 3.4) {Eating food off the floor};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}
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\draw (0,2) circle (4) ;
\draw (2,-2) circle (4);
\draw (-2,-2) circle (4);
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -0.5) {Ramen noodles};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { Broke};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {Drunk};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {Depressed};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Cold leftover pizza};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (2.3, 0.7) {Tuna casserole};
\node[align=center, text width=2cm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Beans on toast};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, -0.5) {Ramen noodles};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (0, 3.75) { Broke};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (-4, -2.5) {Drunk};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=2.0] at (4, -2.5) {Depressed};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (-2.4, 0.8) {Cold leftover pizza};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (2.3, 0.7) {Tuna casserole};
\node[align=center, text width=20mm, scale=1.2] at (0, -3.25) {Beans on toast};
\end{tikzpicture}
} % end scalebox
\end{center}